You’ve been thinking about it for weeks, endlessly scrolling Twitter, scouring directories for that perfect person. You think you’ve found her, but now, you’re left with the eternal question – how to book a London escort? It feels like it should be so easy, but this process can be a minefield, and if you haven’t done it before, it’s understandable to feel a little nervous before taking the plunge. But don’t worry – as an experienced companion, I’m here to guide you through the process of how to book a London escort. Let’s get started.
Step One: Research!
So, you’ve decided to book a London escort. Congratulations, you absolutely won’t regret it. London is full of a plethora of gorgeous women, and whilst that works in your favour in that you’re guaranteed to find someone you think is perfect, it can feel a little overwhelming. However, in my opinion, this is probably the most fun part of the process – apart from the actual date, of course.
The first thing you need to do is find your dream date. Take your time, and don’t rush this. Firstly, sit down and think about the type of person you’d like to meet, and the type of experience you’d like to have. Do you want to meet someone for dinner, or a shorter date? Would you like someone curvy or slim? Do you want to explore BDSM or something more vanilla? Once you’ve narrowed it down a little in your mind, head to the internet. I’d suggest using sites like Kinky London Escorts and Tryst, where all of my beautiful friends reside. Twitter is also a great place to either find people you click with, or get a sense of someone you’ve found elsewhere before booking. The list of people I’m following is a great place to start. And if you’re really struggling, my friends page is full of some of London’s finest companions, all of whom I hold in extremely high regard.
Step Two: Making Contact with a London escort
You’ve done your research, you’ve found a London escort who you’re head over heels for. Her pictures have you gasping for air, her writing makes your heart sing. What next? How can you bridge the gap between fantasy and reality? Making first contact is a vital step in how to book a London escort – it’s the first impression she’ll have of you, and first impressions absolutely do count.
The most important thing to do here is read her website or profile carefully, as this will almost certainly tell you how she likes to be contacted. If she has a contact form, fill it in! If she asks for particular details in an email, make sure you include them! If she prefers to be texted, do that. Be sure to also note if she has any screening requirements, or asks for a deposit. If this isn’t something you’re prepared to do, don’t waste her time by getting in touch!
In terms of how much information to give, there are some things which should be non-negotiable if you want a swift and positive response. Make sure you include when you’d like to meet in your first message, ideally giving a few options. It’s also vital to give a sense of how long you’d like to meet for, so she can accurately plan her diary. Beyond, there’s a sweet spot. It’s helpful to have a sense of what kind of experience someone is after, but emails with a thousand word treatise on your sexuality might not be kindly received, at least until the date is confirmed. Be clear but concise!
Step Three: Confirmation
The date and time is set, you both are getting on like a house on fire via email. How to make sure that this date definitely goes ahead? Screening and deposits are complex issues in our industry – for some people they’re mandatory, for others they’re not as important. However, be aware that the more information you give your potential date about you, the more relaxed she’ll be on your date.
Using your real name, sending your LinkedIn or a photo of your ID – these are all ways to reassure your date that you’re real and you have no ill intentions! However, each London escort will have their own screening requirements and as previously mentioned, if you want to make a date with her, you’ll need to get on board.
Deposits are a vital way for London escorts to manage their diary and avoid the pain of last minute cancellations. If you’re serious about making a date with a London escort, be prepared to pay a deposit – as you would in many other industries! I understand it can feel a little nerve-wracking, but if you’ve selected someone with an established media presence, who has been working in the industry for several years, the likelihood of someone running off with your deposit is less than zero.
Step Four: A date with a London escort
And finally, the best part of the whole process. The date is confirmed, you’ve paid a deposit, you’re brimming with excitement. In the run up to your date, avoid texting too much. A few excited messages back and forth to build tension is sexy, but daily texts demanding a response feels rude and doesn’t put us in the best headspace!
On the day, make sure you’re on time to your booking. Avoid being too early, but lateness is a terrible idea. Beyond that, the number one thing to remember? Cleanliness is next to godliness. Brush your teeth, make sure you’ve trimmed and filed your nails, and if you’re not a beard-owner, shave that morning. Most London escorts will offer you a shower at the start of your date – don’t decline, even if you showered earlier in the day. Make sure you wash thoroughly, getting into all the cracks and crevices. As someone who has had to occasionally send people back to the shower as we start to get intimate – it really ruins the mood!
My favourite dates are those with people who are polite, communicative and open. Meeting a new person for the first time is can be nerve-wracking on both sides, and it’s good to acknowledge that! Work with the person you’re meeting to make it special for both of you, rather than expecting her to do all the conversational labour. Think of questions to ask in advance, take an interest in what she’s saying and relax into it.
If this is the first time you’re seeing someone, consider bringing a gift. This is never a necessity, but can be a thoughtful touch and is guaranteed to make your London escort feel particularly special.
Finally, the most important step in booking a London escort? Have fun! And if you need any more help? Take me for a drink and I’ll share all the secrets I didn’t put here.
